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Btw this reminds of a fantastic "missionary guide" I found on the web once. It had a lot of the same advice, don't be pushy etc. But it also had one golden nugget your list doesn't have, namely as the last point in the list it said "But remember: you are not God, you only speak for him" :D
and have you used all that on me ?? :P
Compiz surely works like a charm .. especially when they start oooh did you see how Vista does this and that ..
sometimes it's intriguing to say a thing or two about the extra open source can give but Microsoft and Mac can't .. "Bah, I would change that for you, if only you're a Linux user"
btw, you can add two to your converts .. as second step converts ;)
And speaking from personal experience, when you try to install something new, with no available binaries, it typically takes 5x longer. Make's fail and you end up spending time googling problems and posting to forums... time wasted. Period.
I also get that feeling from time to time. But then I see how I struggle to get something installed in the ibook of my parents and just wished to have my portage at hand.
Yes, it would have taken 5 times longer, but I wouldn't have had to look, I'd just have told them: "Let's have a tee and some cake, or write the mail you wanted to write for a few days now, and it will be finished."
Instead I had to install this, which needed that, which I had to find first, and at the end it took far longer.
When there isn't an ebuild or binary avaible, it will take time, though. That's right.
Illustrator - Inkscape?
And yes, GNU/Linux is behind MacOSX and even Windows at many things, but Freedom is an important motivator for me.
And it can do most things regular users need. Only powerusers of the graphic or video or gaming league are still really stuck with their platform.
Then, juste ask him about what are the most important task he need to do (surf on the web, modify his word documents, connect on messenger, check mails...) to assist your friend configuring all if necessary.
Yes, now my mother is a geek! :-)
unfortunatly most photoshop users aren't perticularly computer literate
gimp has the advantage that everything can be done from menus and as the tools are in sperate windows if you use a multi montor setup you can place the tools on 1 screen while you maximise the image you are editing on the other which is a great advantage over photoshops single window interface
i have yet to find a feature of photoshop that is not in the gimp and have never found a feature that preforms less well in the gimp than photoshop infoct most filters i find run much faster in the gimp than photoshop as the code is streamlined much better
and i still don't see why people are scared of the commandline
it is much easier to give howtos with cmd comands than a hundred million screen caps and information about click this then that then the other. telling someone to eneter the following commands in order is much simpler. especially when you can tell them what a psoitive response to each 1 will look like
I tried the latest Ubuntu, I so wish I could use that.
As for Linux.. I just converted the girlfriend's nephews to it. We gave them an old computer that I had laying around (what geek doesn't?) on which I loaded XUbuntu. They picked it up in no time at all! Actually, come to think of it, the girlfriend has been using a desktop with KUbuntu on it for a while now and seems to get around just fine under it.
-A
^-- "make install" just copies the files after compilation, it shouldn't accept compilation parameters :/
the parameters should go to configure or in the makefile ;)
You could try showing them how quickly your windows registry can self-corrupt, or how your brand new Windows Vista takes 512mb of memory to run the GUI alone. Also you could convince them by showing them how your Mac can... well.... look pretty I guess?
http://www.internetevolution.com/author.asp?sec...
"HOWTO: Port A Friend To Linux"
*cough* foobar, ventrilo, eac *cough*
No, WINE and CEDEGA don't count.
I will say one thing: GIMP IS CONFUSING. Then again, i find photoshop confusing, too. And can we please not talk about Mac? Its like the mutant of Unix and it is disgusting to thin about. Some experiments should be kept behind closed doors.
he used to be a friend ... but we are not on speaking terms anymore ...
but hey thats another story ...
main point is ... i have one under my belt ... hehe ...
This is definitely something you can't do on windows.
George
http://support.userful.com/wiki/index.php/How_T...
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I have indeed managed to convert a handful of friends to Linux. Even the dumbest one has been able to adapt to Linux. I've used Dreamlinux for the conversions. Compwiz does indeed grab their attention. XaraLX and Inkscape are ok-ish substitutes for Corel but they're not quite there, yet. As for Photoshop, it runs charmingly on Wine.
You gotta catch those friends when they're all gullible and sad: When their Windows installations are badly infected (which happens quite regularly). Offer them a permanent solution. A solution that has 4 desktops and just cant get infected by downloads, ever. Tell them a little about the various desktop managers; they won't understand. Tell them that the concept just doesn't exist in Windows but in Linux there are different "kinds" of explorer.exe thingies. And that programs run in parallel so that if the desktop crashes, it won't effect the browser and stuff like that. Also mention that there's no need to hunt for software all around the www when using Linux. Synaptic (or whatever you use) does it automatically. Then show them an example by using Synaptic to install VLC (most Windows users are familiar with VLC). Also add that VLC was originally a Linux program and was ported to Windows rather recently.
Hopefully, it'll get your friend to think about it. The next time his/her Windows gets infected, run the routine again. Offer them a dual boot. Tell them that they'll at least be able to access their data and connect to the net till they get their Windows repaired! They usually take it. :-)
The more advanced people I've already converted I point in the direction of a more expressive and personalized flavor of Linux, as Ubuntu is starting to get a little bloated. I've been running Gentoo for a good while, and though the initial install period can be irritating to wait through the compiling and customizing, the end result is worth it.
@adam: How long have you used Photoshop vs Gimp? Maybe you should give the gimp a fair try.
For me the GIMP is a lot easier to use and I get things done in a shorter amount of time. Take a simple rounded rectangle. In Photoshop I have to select the Rounded Rectangle tool located within a bunch of other tools that had I not known it was there or closed out the menu by accident it would have been imposible to locate, then select the Path icon and change your radius at the top of the screen, now move back to middle of the page and draw your rectangle, Next go to the other side of the screen and select your new Path inside a list of tabs you might never find (of course this assumes that your path window was open in the first place), Finally select Load Path as a selection... WOW did everyone follow that?
For reference the Gimp is a simple "Select -> Rounded Rectangle -> select the desired radius -> click ok"
Of course I'm not truly bashing Photoshop, and in all fairness started with the gimp and have more experiance with it. Although the $500 price tag of Photoshop with no gain for me has alot to do with that.
Back on subject. Great Artical! It was a lot of fun to read... You may want to also add, expressing to your would-be converts the difficulties you are having getting Linux to do something it was never designed to do (like run your toaster) will only generate a resonce.. Well if your having problem in Linux, what chance do I have of successfully running Linux.
I sound harsher than I really am; I actually admire Gimp for what it is. But I get tired of being told it's everything Photoshop is, when it isn't.
> any decent games, or find decent apps
> to replace the ones you have in
> Windows.
> *cough* foobar, ventrilo, eac *cough*
> No, WINE and CEDEGA don’t count.
Well, as to "decent" games, I've been pretty happy with nearly everything ID software has made, and now that they've been nice enough to Open Source the Quake III engine, there's only getting to be MORE decent games for Linux. I've enjoyed Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory a great deal, and I've actually got a native Linux Quake III Arena in a collector's tin with Tux (the Linux mascot) embossed on the lid. It cost me a grand total of $15 at a time when the Windoze version of the same game in a cheesy little cardboard box was selling for $50.
There's also a whole world of nifty Open Source and Freeware games and even a few decent commercial games that have Linux versions available. A little web searching goes a LONG way toward finding what you need, and most of it is easily installed from your Linux package manager once found. (Also, there's all the slick emulators for various consoles, arcade machines, older computers, and such with literally THOUSANDS MORE games.) Because of these facts, I've really not felt at that much of a loss for games.
Also, although you say "Wine and Cedega don't count" the simple fact is that they have given me access to those (VERY FEW) Windows games I feel any urge to play which just do not come in native Linux flavors as yet. (The occasional MMORPG springs to mind. Lord of the Rings Online, anyone?)
As for finding "decent" apps to replace the ones I had in Windows, the honest truth of the matter is that I've found SUPERIOR apps to replace the ones I used to waste money on in Windows, and guess what? The apps I've found are ALL FREE. LEGALLY! And free as in Freedom as well as free of dollar cost.
The few apps you mention I've got replacements for as well:
* foobar - This one's a media player for those who don't know. I use Kaffeine with the Xine engine, but there's also VLC as well, and these two are only the tip of the iceberg. (For those who are more into music than video, you MUST give Amarok a try. Best music manager on ANY platform.)
* ventrilo - Voice chat while gaming. Try TeamSpeak. Comes in a native Linux flavor, and has a native Linux server as well. There's also Skype, and Gizmo, and several other Voip programs which (at least on my machine) also happen to work fine while gaming.
* eac - Exact Audio Copy? There's only about a ZILLION decent CD rippers in Linux including the aforementioned Amarok, and every single one of the ones I've tried can rip to any format you care to use. Ogg, MP3, Flac, and a host of others. So I can't rip to .wma or other locked down unusable DRM'ed formats... So what? I'm happy being able to drag and drop my CD's onto my iPod and head out the door.
(By the way, my iPod ALSO runs Linux.) I've been free of the Windows shackles for about 7 years now, and it's only getting better as time goes by, so before you regurgitate mindless FUD that you've been fed (such as Linux can't do this, Linux doesn't have that), you might like to actually LOOK at Linux with a fair eye and an open mind and decide for yourself. Linux actually has and does a whole LOT more than you might think. You could actually find that you might (*GASP*) LIKE it. I did, and I don't regret erasing my Windows XP one little bit.
One final note: I happen to work in the IT industry, and deal with Windows and Mac machines on a daily basis, and not one time have I had any trouble exchanging files I've created on my Linux box with users of those alternate platforms, nor has it hindered me in my side-job of web design (to the contrary, it's actually been of HUGE benefit to me having Linux on my machine). I also carry around a Live Linux mini-CDRW (pocket sized) which has been endlessly helpful in my IT work rescuing files and repairing damage on crashed Windows machines. (I've not yet needed such a thing for the Mac machines I work on, as the OS X discs have decent recovery tools built in.)
try to use it again, It didn't work with you !!!
"By the way, one of the most particularly annoying parts of GIMP is the lack of one window.". I can tell right there that you're using Photoshop on a Windows PC. On the Mac version, there are as many windows as in GIMP.
Also bear in mind that most users of Photoshop are not purchasers of Photoshop...
Some additional eyecandy is kiba-dock or gkrellm, by the way. Try that. Awful cpu hogs, but nice. Apple users will be happy.
I am doing that conversion to Linux now not only on friends but on customers too. So my list of convertees is much longer than I counted. Must be 20 to 30 people, some of them over 80 years old, some of them just 13 and I never had a customer or friend that went back. True.
But an additional advice. Don't prositute your knowledge. So don't be too snooty to take money for your work. And it is work. I don't talk of friends of cause. Friends should not pay anything. But even friends have to accept that you help them and don't do it for yourself (even if it is like that for you!)
So charge them an fair amount. And here -yes- the customer will see why Linux is so much stronger then Windows. A customer usually has to pay one to two hours of installation for Linux and has a full working system. I certainly do not count compiling or waiting time and thats the reason you should make your client bring you their computer.
For a Windows system you need minimum one hour just for installing the Windows system itself. Not one Antivir, Office, Photoshop, Mediaplayer (DVD), and the lot. For this they pay a Minimum of 4 to 6 hours. And there is of cause the risk the system will not work at all. For Vista does not run on many systems cause of lack of drivers.
So my advice: charge them. Fair but make clear that you are helping them, doing something for them not the other way round. So the system is theirs, not yours. You can't support 30, 40 or 50 system for nothing. It will eat your time. Even just the phonecalls. Charge the?. It's a service you do.
That's what Cedega is for. And you can get it included if you buy (yes, "buy") Mandriva Linux Powerpack, for example. Each Windows program can be then sandboxed and run independently from any other programs (think: .EXE's can be infected by viruses). And the emulation should be only a last resort when no other free/open alternative exists. Because we want to be freed, right?
For other uses I'd suggest virtualization (VMWare or VirtualBox) or maybe an installation of React OS (even though it's not fully finished yet).
"I’m sorry, but there’s still a huge software gap. What open source programs fill the place of photoshop (don’t say gimp), illustrator, (and all the other adobe apps)? What about sound editing… audacity? yeah. right."
Three applications is a huge gap? What about the insanely *huge* gap on commercial platforms like Windows? You have to pay for essential third-party software that should have been part of Windows. What do you get for an editor? Notepad? Stop kidding the world. If Adobe doesn't want its applications running on Linux, it isn't Linux's fault. You'd be surprised at the number of people that pirate Photoshop and lack ethics. These people have no right whatsoever to complain about the GIMP or its shortcomings. The GIMP is under development. If there's a feature that you're sorely missing, /add it yourself or get someone to add it/ and quit whining.
"And speaking from personal experience, when you try to install something new, with no available binaries, it typically takes 5x longer. Make’s fail and you end up spending time googling problems and posting to forums… time wasted. Period."
And what do you do when an installer fails on Windows? Aren't you at the whims of the vendor? You end up waiting until THEY decide to fix the problem. Isn't that time wasted? Get real. If there's an application that you think needs to be available as a binary that already isn't, make one and distribute!
Free software ftw.
-Hein.
definitely will use it and spread it to other geek-friends
thanks for it..
@Hein Messeir, what "huge gap"? It's rare a program I run on Linux that I can't find ported to Windows. Open Office, or Star Office if you want to feed the Google monster, are freely available for Windows. So is AbiWord, The Gimp, Inkscape, Scribus, Blender, Wings3D... Plus free windows-only software, too, such as paint.Net. Since my job does NOT require perfect format compatibility for office documents, I'm free to use all these programs without paying a cent. I haven't owned a "commercial" word processing application, spreadsheet, etc, in ages. And as opposed to Linux, when a free application is NOT good enough for my needs (Say, The Gimp), a commercial application is readily available to fill the need. No, telling a graphics designer to learn to code his own fixes to his graphics editor is not a valid answer, sorry, thanks for playing. Even if they knew how, which isn't likely, I don't know many clients of mine that would accept "Sorry, the free software I use to avoid paying money to a big corporation couldn't do X, so I had to spend 2 weeks reprogramming it. You didn't need this stuff on any particular deadline, right?" as a valid excuse.
And yes. 3 software applications (It's actually more) can be a "huge gap" if those programs are significant enough.
Also, the whole piracy thing? Another person tried that tactic too. Red herring, seriously. And not even a particularly good one.
That might be, because I study physics, and many other physic students also use GNU/Linux.
I think the problem is rather: GNU/Linux does not yet offer the tools for everyone to be productive.
First ask someone, if he/she thinks that you can work productively with GNU/Linux, then switch.
Most people just want their browsers to work, their mailclients to check their mail and their music and videos to play.
Fireforx does the browser part.
Thunderbird/KMail/(insert Gnoem tool) does the mail part.
Media:
- Mailattachments can be opened by open office (works out of the box).
- media files are opened by Kaffeine/Totem/Amarok (works out of the box)
wmv files do create a few problems, but not many.
One "problem" is with "cool new things" for windows. They often aren't usable (that's stuff like some flash games and similar small gadgets like a feng-shui program on cd or similar), but if they get really popular the chances are good that someone will write a free alternative.
Same problem for games, but without the fix. There only wine can help.
I designed Ultumix GNU/Linux 0.0.1.4 and it has all of the software anyone will ever need to do any productive project or home use or whatever. This software was not previously available or installed correctly.
You can run any Windows program on Linux if you pay $60.00 for Cedega. Cedega is a program that will run any windows program and cross over Linux will also do the same. Wine is the free version of this and it comes in Ultumix but it only runs Windows 95, 98, 2000, NT, ME, Software and some XP software. The real question is do you need Microsoft software? NO! With Ultumix the software you get is enough to do anything you want.
My Gentoo offers all I need.
But it doesn't offer all my wife needs (and at the same time far more than she'll ever need - I just didn't install all that).
So sadly your post sounds more like weak advertising than like real information.
It's called multi-boot install and was avaible for quite a long time.
It means, you simply install a windows alongside your linux, and when you really need a windows program, you just switch to windows.
It also have something far better: Wine. Wine emulates the Windows API, so that Windows programs can directly run on GNU/Linux.
That one is something I didn't use yet, though. I don't want unfree software on my computer, so why should I install windows programs?
"When we have enough free software at our call.. Well kick out those dirty licenses ever more"
That's what I've done.
Sorting them in such a way, that people instantly know what to use when would be more useful.
And the line is:
"We'll kick out those dirty licenses" with no condition anyhow. Regardless of how much software we have at our call, we'll work on kicking out those licenses.
And that's because the philosophy behind that line is "proprietary software steals the freedom of people. Better not do anything than contribute to an unfree project."
Anything below that is a compromise (which I have to take from time to time, too, but which I try to avoid - for examply by throwing out the nonfree ati-drivers last week).
In open source it does. The more open source you have, the less security issues, performance issues and other bugs all round we have. You think linux would be at the state it is now if it wasnt open source? I doubt it would even have a proper GUI if you had to pay for it.
All I said more applications you have bundled in your distro doesn't mean better. In fact the more applications you have the more often you will need to update, debugging ...etc. Generally it's best practice to install what you need. Why don't you just go to Synaptic and click on every piece of software there and install it?
He has a distro called Ultimix, and he put everything into it. Or at least thats what I understand.
Here you want to see what I'm talking about? Here is a brief demo of the Gamer edition. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUMZdGwnC3I
It just makes it easier for Windows users to convert. They don't have to install anything and it all works. Thats what is important.
As for Ubuntu I think they need to get a handle on the animal that is LoCo before it gets out of control and undermines them.
I switched to PCLinuxOS. PCLinuxOS got mad at me understandably because I made a mistake and accidentally put win32 codecs in my distro. They also got mad at me for using libdvd. I'm not sure why. So I cut that out and still they were mad.
Here is a present day Fact as of today. PCLinuxOS 2008 HE...
Includes: Wine, w32codecs, dvd playback, ntfs,...
Wait a second! Something does not add up. Fuzzy math.
Before I left PCLinuxOS completely and gave up on their community they told me they had come up with rules on how someone could make an OS without going threw what I went threw. Part of those rules was not using Illegal codecs. They are announcing that they are using them!
Now one more really good point to make after stating all of this is that Your going to hurt a lot of new Linux converts by getting them mixed up in all of this. They enter forums and IRCs and get caught in the cross fire of this. Not to mention how bad it makes the GNU/Linux community look as a hole. Richard Stallman does not like this. I have e-mailed him personally and we talk back and forth. He does not like any of this.
So do try to knock it off. It does not matter who is right or wrong here.
You used childish foul language such as crapy in your post. I'm sorry but that does not help anything. I don't need to explain myself. My goal is to help people and yes I want to make people happy and not step on toes but when I'm not doing anything wrong I stop caring if it means I have to sacrifice a good product. Richard Stallman and me don't agree on the use of Adobe flash player and other things but thats ok. We still get along. Linus does not agree with him either but they get along.
GROW UP for the sake of the new Linux converts.
If you look at what *I* wrote, you'll see I did never say "Your distro is bad" or anything similar.
I just said: "Your advertising is a good deal too blunt."
Why do you jump at people who say things intended to offend you?
Or to put it differently: Why didn't you react to my post with backup information, why Ultumix is good and where it helps to convert people, cutting out the advertising language so it can be read as information?
I see that you're pissed off by Ubuntu (I don't like the "one distro to find them, one distro to ..." mindset (you told about) either, but I doubt that all Ubuntu people have it. I'm not active in Ubuntu, so I don't know much about the internals (I don't even know what LoCo means - I assume Local Coordinators or so), I just installed it for my wife, because my Gentoo might be a bit too much for her).
You're pissed, and that's OK. I think if I had walked your way, I might be pissed, too. But it doesn't help you spread your Distro to other people.
Get a grip on your emotions - get a sandbag and hit it when you're just a bit too pissed (I do that from time to time, and unless you tested it yourself, it might be hard for you to see how very good it feels to just let out the anger at that 15kg sandbag). But stop, before your knuckles bleed :)
And I know I sound like a pseudo-wise great grandfather now. That isn't intentional. I'm learnign my way in life myself, and I might just be wrong about it (and also about anything else I think I know), but I write it anyway, because I made some errors myself, and I want to help others not to walk into the same trap. And if what I see right now is only a necessary transition to even better ways to live, then I can at least help others reach that transition with less harship than I had.
That was the point I was trying to make. I'm not pissed off really but I'm just trying to get threw. Now that I know I can't get threw to Jay I won't try because it will just make things worse. It's just too bad innocent people get caught in the cross fire.
In our small developing community we basically have next to no rules that would exclude anyone. People that have been kicked out of different communities like the PCLinuxOS forums have came to our quiet little corner of the internet for support. Some claim they have been rejected because they can't spell very good. Others just say there is no method or madness to it. I don't care because everyone is forgiven when they enter my forum unless they try to make people mad.
One of the greatest obsticals I face is being a Christian. A lot of trollers discriminate against me and attack me for my faith. You might ask why I don't just take it off my site? Simple. Freedom of expression and because it's part of my religion and morals to spread the word of Jesus Christ. Richard Stallman was kind enough to help me with that too. He is very wise. He told me to set up an FAQ that answered people's questions and it would stop and so it did.
I'm taking a great risk by stepping out again and trying to educate people about the exclusion and devision in the GNU/Linux community that we want to ignore.
Ubuntu LoCo is a federation if you will that wants a (Ubuntu LUG) Ubuntu LoCo in every state and then wants sub locos under that state loco. I was very interested in this idea but when exclusion was part of it I was not. In the public forums they deny this but in their mailing list anything goes. I don't know if they have changed and I don't care if they have. Basically I'm paying attention to what communities reject innocent people and I'm boycotting their distros. Why do you think I only work with Linux Mint? There the only ones that have embraced me and my friends without shunning us.
I won't take part in anything which openly spreads christian faith (which for me is mainly characterized by oppression) into our community, as long as there aren't really pressing reasons for doing so. Christian faith is discrimination and exclusion to me.
I don't have a problem with some members of a community trying to spread their faith, but as soon as the whole community dedicates itself to only one faith, I'm out.
It also isn't part of the problem, because it allows people to use unfree software in a free environment, but it also isn't a solution.
Having a free replacement for any unfree software is mor of a solution to me.